I've been cuddling on the amateur circuit for a while now and I think it's time to turn pro.
My rate is $50/hour for cuddling, snuggling, spooning, back rubbing, hand holding, hair playing and for an extra $10/hour I'll help you with the dishes or fold your laundry. Willing to go on outings and events with you and be pretty and (somewhat) charming.
Boundaries: Sessions are strictly platonic. Both parties remain fully clothed throughout. No kissing or intimate touching, ie breasts, bum or crotch. Cuddling will NOT lead to sex. Spooning will NOT lead to forking. Please respect my boundaries or the session will end abruptly.
Available evenings and weekends.
Willing to travel within Vancouver, Burnaby and Tri-Cities.
I'm also a standup comedian. Don't ask me to say something funny. Also don't ask if I'm gonna say something about you in my act.
Sorry, but I can't host.