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Hi. I'm Mason (like the jar). I'm a cinephile and I guess I'm a bit of a pseudo intellectual. I'm an agnostic and philosophically I would describe myself as some combo of existentialist/ absurdist/...
Hi. I'm Mason (like the jar). I'm a cinephile and I guess I'm a bit of a pseudo intellectual. I'm an agnostic and philosophically I would describe myself as some combo of existentialist/ absurdist/ deconstructionist. I'd tell you about determinism, but I Kant.
I tend to have no shame. No shame at all. I'm a bit of a geek and within my geeky interests is writing a graphic novel. If asked about it I will go on & on about it forever. I'm opinionated. I like debates and I have this unique talent where I can totally disagree with someone on a handful of different topics, finish the conversation at an impasse, and then carry on with the friendship. I own all the Oscar best picture winning movies (except Birdman). I get so nostalgic that I bought some seasons of "Darkwing Duck," "Tail Spin," and "Duck Tails."
Sometimes I have a dark sense of humour. If this leads down a slippery slope to prostitution and a Viagra addiction, I'm excited. I'm kidding.
I'm a feminist. I'm a part of a (as of yet unreleased) movie podcast and one of the things I bring to the table as a co-host is the Bechdel Test and feminist critique of the movies discussed.
I'm pretty severely asthmatic and as a direct result of that if I'm too close to smoke, or if I smell it for too long on clothes/ furniture or in hair or anywhere I tend to cough & wheeze so much that I throw up. It's not very pleasant. So if you do smoke, I'm going to have to ask that the smell of smoke is washed out of everything I'm going to be on, around, or close to. And that you don't smoke while you expect my service. It might be easier if I just say "no smokers, please. Sorry."
Just in case it needs to be said: I'd like to keep everything platonic. Nothing is going to be more awkward than inviting me over and trying to seduce me. Please don't.
I appreciate openness and communication. Anything else, feel free to ask. Nothing is off limits. (Except my wiener).