nellebelly
25 Mixed Race
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Edmonton, AB 5'2'' Thin Taurus
Dont be shy, im awkward enough for the both of us.

I wasn’t given these lips to keep them closed, im super mouthy.

Awkward as all hell and annoyingly narcisstic, it’s obvious I am far...
Dont be shy, im awkward enough for the both of us.

I wasn’t given these lips to keep them closed, im super mouthy.

Awkward as all hell and annoyingly narcisstic, it’s obvious I am far superior. With my overly inflated ego, its not easy being only a half sized human. I need an adult more than 90% of the time. But hey... that other 10% has it figured out like 50% of the time.

If you’re looking for a bronzed up barbi3, you won’t find it here. But if you wanna laugh uncontrollably(sometimes uncomfortably) and get some maaaaaaaad decent head... I’m your dude trapped in a chicks body. If all else fails, you wasted your $ and your time because I’m actually about as rewarding as this years Roll up the Rim. But hey, at least I got paid right? Lol.

If you’re not sold yet, spend an actual 5 minutes with me and realize that I’m not even the slightest bit optimistic, but rather the perfect amount of pessimism, “things you shouldn’t say in public” and incredibly dark humour.
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